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2017-01-21

Performance metrics for Trump

Here's how we'll judge the Entrepreneur-In-Chief. A simple list of measurable goals.

  1. Double the median income in the US. Bring the share of the top 1% back to 1970s levels. That is: the top 1% should take home 9% of the total. Building businesses!
  2. Increase the US population to 500 million to compete with other major economies. Too few people can't build great buildings. Scale up!
  3. Carbon-negative US economy. Sucking more CO2 out from the air than it puts there. Simple. Effective.
  4. Quadruple the median income in US military adventure countries: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, etc. End on-going wars there. Great economy!
  5. Halve the levels of hate crime. Unite the nation!
  6. Eliminate the gender pay gap. Same job, same pay! The American way!
  7. Lower the US prison population to similar levels as in Europe. Less crime!
  8. Great health care for everyone, for free! Make America Healthy Again! (Sponsored by corporate taxes.)
  9. Zero corruption scandals in the administration. Drain the swamp!
  10. Simplify gerrymandered districts to simple Voronoi borders. End election fraud!
And the bonus point:
  1. Problem-free transition of power when the time comes.
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Built art installations, web sites, graphics libraries, web browsers, mobile apps, desktop apps, media player themes, many nutty prototypes, much bad code, much bad art.

Have freelanced for Verizon, Google, Mozilla, Warner Bros, Sony Pictures, Yahoo!, Microsoft, Valve Software, TDK Electronics.

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